"You! You looked cool…cooler than I thought you would, anyway… Just a little bit! Well, anyway, you saved me so I guess I’ll reward you. What do you wish? Just tell me…"
Requested by seraphsylph
Tired of my hair I’ll cut your shit off
a national hero
IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS
i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy
Harry is so fucking funny
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.
David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle