hyliansword:

"You!  You looked cool…cooler than I thought you would, anyway… Just a little bit!  Well, anyway, you saved me so I guess I’ll reward you.  What do you wish?  Just tell me…"

Requested by seraphsylph



officialblueshell:

Tired of my hair I’ll cut your shit off

officialblueshell:

Tired of my hair I’ll cut your shit off




basedgosh:

a national hero


macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS


befriendment:

i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy




harrygotmestressed:

Harry is so fucking funny


starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle



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