did i ever tell you guys the story where me and my friend joined the young farmers club once and it was really awkward because we werent farmers? i’m laughing so hard remembering it GOD i have to go for dinner if i havent told you guys the story i will after dinner
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
omg all the high schoolers i follow are complaining about going to school this reminds me of me in 2011 how disgusting im going to bed
arent u like 17
Why do you always attack me I did nothing but love you
he dont need ur love b*itch
me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this
satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.
This dude named Michael 👦 used to ride motorcycles 🚲💨 (no motorbike emoji im improvising) Dick bigger than a tower 🏢 I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s 🇫🇷 Real country ass nigga 🌽 let me play with his rifle 🔫🔫 Pussy put his ass to sleep 😼 now he calling me NyQuil 😴
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.